Thursday, July 28, 2022

Montiforte "Toupe's."

WISE GUYS COOKING Toupe's By Mike Colonna
Opening DISALVO We’re glad to have the inventor back again for a short visit. He may not be a “rocket scientitst” but we love him anyway. With no further ado, let’s welcome our favorite guet, Frank “The Inventor” Montiforte.” MONTIFORTE Thanks Frank, I’m happy to be here again. We’ve been inventing everything from electronic controlled toupees, to shoe lifts for short guys. DISALVO Electronic controlled toupees? MONTIFORTE Men that wear hairpieces, rugs, toups, wigs, extensions, they all fall under the toupee category. When your ready to get ready for bed you press this little gadget, the toupee fly’s off your head and onto our toupee “hanger.” This flying toupee seeks out a landing spot on our newly invented artificial head. DISALVO Sounds revolutionary. MONTIFORTE When you wake up in the morning, you press the “takeoff” button on an app you’ve downloaded on your phone, it tracks the toupee’s route back to your bald head, within seconds you have a full head of hair. The remote control on our app can also turn on the lights in your room, and connects with your security system so you feel safe sleeping sound in a safe environment. DISALVO You may be the Elon Musk of the toupee industry.

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